Tessa: Hey mom, How are you?
Rosie: Great.
Tessa: What’s up?
Rosie: I’ve been telling the world.
Tessa: Who? What?
Rosie: That you’re coming. I went to Loblaw’s told the girl there. Then to No Frills. Told them. Then my dentist.
Tessa: I didn’t know you had an appointment.
Rosie: I didn’t. I just went. We’re going to have a parade.
Tessa: Yeah, you and the Loblaws No Frills people.
Rosie: No really. I’m so excited. Jeanie asked me how old I was I was so crazy. So I told her 83. She said WOWEE. She’s only 65 and I look much, much younger than her.
Tessa: “much, much’ mom?
Rosie: She said it, not me. But she’s right. I look great. More wrinkles maybe but better.
Tessa: You didn’t say that to her though, right?
Rosie: No, but she’s very excited.
Tessa: She coming to your parade?
Rosie: No, she’s coming to YOUR parade.
Tessa: I don’t even know her.
Rosie: Doesn’t matter. Can you believe she’s 65 and I’m so much younger.
Tessa: MOTHER.
Rosie: Well, it’s true.
Tessa: Bye mom.
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