Category Archives: Conversations with My Mother
Conversations With My Mother: Martini please
Rosie: Tessie? Tessa: Hi mom, Rosie: Guess what? Tessa: What? Rosie: I just talked to your cousin. Tessa: Nice. Which one? Rosie: Peter in Holland. Tessa: How’s he doing? Rosie: He said he couldn’t believe how great my Dutch still … Continue reading
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Conversations With My Mother: Shakin’ it down from the afterlife
Tessa: Hi mom, How are you? Rosie: As well as can be expected given my condition. Tessa: I know. I’m sorry but it’s solvable, right. Rosie: Well I guess if it’s my time, it’s my time. Tessa: Anyways, Dave and … Continue reading
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Conversations with My Mother: We get naughtier as we get older
Tessa: Hi mom, where’ve you been? Rosie: I was at Tante Aggie’s for lunch. Tessa: That’s nice. How is she doing? Rosie: She’s really upset. Tessa: Why? Rosie: She didn’t pass her driver’s licence. Tessa: Oh, that’s awful Rosie: I … Continue reading
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Conversations with my mother: Squeak Squeak in Apt 301
Tessa: Hi Mom. Rosie: Hi sweetie, how are you? Let me call you back. Last month’s bill was guess how much? Tessa: I don’t know. Rosie: Fifty seven cents. I can’t send them a cheque for fifty seven cents. And … Continue reading
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Conversations with my Mother: air conditioning the old Dutch way
Rosie’s air conditioner
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Conversations with my mother: I miss you. How dare you leave
Tessa: Hi mom. Rosie: Hi. Tessa: What are you doing? Rosie: Crying. Tessa: Moooom. Rosie: Well. It’s your fault. I’ve been crying for 25 years. Tessa: Mother. Anyways, mom. I miss you too. Rosie: I always wanted a daughter to … Continue reading
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Conversations with My Mother: I’m much younger than that 65 year old down the road
Tessa: Hey mom, How are you? Rosie: Great. Tessa: What’s up? Rosie: I’ve been telling the world. Tessa: Who? What? Rosie: That you’re coming. I went to Loblaw’s told the girl there. Then to No Frills. Told them. Then my … Continue reading
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Conversations with my mother: On preparing to die and other stuff
Without further ado let me introduce my mother Rosie the Rascal: Tessa: Hey mom, how are you? Rosie: Bored. Tessa: Why? Rosie: Well,why not? What’s there to live for? I’m thinking of throwing myself off the balcony. Tessa: Don’t do … Continue reading
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TV will Save Your Relationship: Conversations with my Mother
Tessa: Hi mom, Rosie: Hi sweetie, how are you? Tessa: Ahh okay. Rosie: I saw your sister today. We talked about how you didn’t have children. Tessa: Oh yeah. Rosie: I told her you two were the lucky ones. Children … Continue reading
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Conversations with My Mother: He did it for me!
Tessa: Ring Ring: Gaboodle Gaboidle Rosie: My Mother Tessa: Is a Toitle Rosie: Where have you BEEN? Tessa: Mom, I’ve been right here. Rosie: Well, why didn’t you answer your phone? Tessa: If I knew it was you I would … Continue reading
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